New levels of stupid

Just picked up my mug from the cup warmer and something gooey and gross–like it belongs in Ghostbusters–came with it. It looked like purple snot.
“What the fuck is that?” I asked the dog, who was clueless, which is not a surprise. Then the smell of raspberries hit, and I realized I’d forgotten to take my gummy vitamin this morning.
I usually dump the morning regiment on the cup warmer (while it’s turned off) because they can’t roll off it. Then I pop them down before making breakfast.
Now I have purple gunk under my cup, which will wash off, and a goopy smear of it on the cup warmer that may or may not ever come off.
I should just buy a new warmer and say ‘fuck it’.

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